Crocs have evolved into ballet shoes and mules but still are clearly recognisable as those horrible rubber clog things of last season - YUK.

Come on, they look like shoes worn by people carrying out laboratory experiments or even worse, shoes given to people who might harm themselves with anything remotely sharp or solid.

In short, either way this is white coat stuff and I cannot and will not endorse them in any way,.....oh, hang on the original clogs do actually look way cute on little kids. But still they should stop manufacturing adult sizes and tempting those poor soles among us who are obviously experiencing a fashion crisis to make such ridiculous purchases.